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Go out with you? Why not... Do I like to dance? Of course! Take a walk along the beach tonight? I'd love to. But don't try to touch me. Don't try to touch me. Because that will never happen again. "Past, Present and Future"-The Shangri-Las

Friday, March 13, 2009

An Open Letter to a Dear Friend Who Doesn't Actually Read This Blog; or, No More Football Tests

Get out the list of attributes you require from The Woman In Your Life. Go down the list till you get to the part that says "validates my nerd-ass hobbies by fully sharing in them."

Now get out a Sharpie and mark through it. Totally redact that requirement.

I promise you'll be happier, luckier in love, and your blood pressure will defuse.

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