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Go out with you? Why not... Do I like to dance? Of course! Take a walk along the beach tonight? I'd love to. But don't try to touch me. Don't try to touch me. Because that will never happen again. "Past, Present and Future"-The Shangri-Las

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Got My Grille Gleaming

Today I got some teeth capped. I've had perfect teeth for years, until now. My reupholstered fangs look fine, although I was tempted to request gold instead of ceramics and get an MC-worthy grille going.

It amazes me that I could so easily screw up something as intimately important as my teeth. The problem was that I brushed too hard. The reason I brushed too hard was, let's face it, sexual frustration. Abstainance is bad for your teeth.

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